Monday, July 15, 2013

They Shoot Single People, Don't They?

Remember how I was talking about having to go on two blind dates within a period of about five days? I went on one of them Friday and I have another to go on this Wednesday. My hilarious friend Sarah and I were talking today about our newest theory on how people decide with whom to set you up. Spoiler alert: it has less to do with who you actually are as a person and more to do with the fact that you are single. 

And... go: 



me
1:27 PM
honestly this is my life.
let me tell you my new theory...
you know how gay guys complain that sometimes people are like "oh you're gay and i know a gay guy, i'm sure you'll hit it off!" like the only reason is b/c they're both gay?
i feel like i'm getting to an age where people are like "you're single and 30? i know another person who is single and 30!"

1:28 PM
yeah, i have noticed that people do that to me too
at the last CCBA happy hour dave tyson wanted to set me up with some guy who he described as "very attractive and very into fitness"
does that sound like me and/or my type?

me
1:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHA

1:28 PM
the basis was something like, "we talked about travel and he likes to travel too"

me
1:28 PM
oh noooooo... i am laughing out loud.

1:29 PM
who DOESN'T like to travel?

me
1:29 PM
HAHAHAHAHA right?!?!? that's what i'm saying!!!
my friend erin was like "i know this guy i see at mass."

1:29 PM
i mean, who really wants to sit home instead of going somewhere new? that is the dumbest self-stated hobby ever

me
1:29 PM
great... sounds like my dream man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i hate to travel. the world sucks.

1:30 PM
omg i know
that's like when people say, "i am really into food"
oh, food? your basic survival need?
ME TOO!!!!!!

me
1:30 PM
HAHAHAHA
the funniest part is i can hear you voice saying "me too!!!" in my head.

1:31 PM
hahaha i'm trying not to crack up
why not just say, "i like drinking water" or "i drive a car"
we probably have those things in common too

me
1:31 PM
i breathe air
i use the bathroom

1:31 PM
EXACTLY

1:31 PM
it really makes me want to reply with "oh, food? food sucks. i avoid it like the plague"

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